Pimp My ride?

It is true that a health warning accompanied one of the latest reports from Car Buzz which described what went wrong when a Range Rover Sport was put through an after-market pimping process in the USA.

Whilst they may usually be entertaining, holiday videos should make you laugh for all the right reasons.  Car Buzz posted one recently however which showed a tourist’s funny experience when he filmed a chrome-wrapped Range Rover Sport in America.  A horror movie ensues, showing every feature of gory detail of this adventure in poor taste.  From wraparound mirror-glass windows to 24-inch single-spoke razor blade rims, the over-the-top SUV dazzles in its level of disgustingness. 

Connoisseurs of the Range Rover marque should indeed be advised to avoid this clip, which is why we have chosen to limit viewing to the picture….which is bad enough. For rather more discerning drivers, the customisation service available from Signature Car Hire offers more fitting levels of distinctiveness.  

Distinguishing the individual through more subtle tailoring, customised models such as the Mercedes Viano and Armoured Range Rover can be hired on a self-drive or chauffeur-driven basis.   The Viano, already a benchmark in versatility when it comes to luxury people transporters with its multiple seating configurations, offers comfort with superior style.  The Armoured Range Rover chooses lightweight Armormax ballistic composite material to wrap itself in.  Bullet-resistant glass concludes the picture of protection.  The vehicle even achieves its certified level of security without even raising the eyebrows of any potential marauders or onlookers.  This 4×4 looks only as notable as any other Range Rover model.

For a true reflection of Range Rover Sport models, the Range Rover Sport TDV6 Autobiography and the Range Rover Sport 5.0 Supercharged Autobiography are available for hire. 

Reflecting on their inherent pedigree, one wonders why someone would want to dabble with such perfection in the first place.  The flagship five-litre Supercharged Autobiography is presented in a Fuji White exterior form, with red and anthracite interior.  This already shows an unmistakable touch of distinction.     For an all-round vehicle, it displays a commanding on-road presence, reaching 0-60 mph in just 4.4 seconds.  Such impressive performance is unique enough in a 4×4. 

Confident without arrogance, the Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 Autobiography is the ideal complement.  The metallic Santorini black SUV shows one’s good taste in vehicle for luxury hire.

The Range Rover Sport 4.2 V8 Supercharged has a refined approach to fun, showing your unmistakeable taste in vehicles.  The Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE 2011 in majestic white displays power and autonomy, letting you and everyone around know who is the leader.

With such profiles on offer, we can see why there is no need to cross the pond to enjoy a vehicle of distinction.